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Monday, 19 July 2010

Does the Truth Hurt? Time to raise a wry smile .

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Bourne almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Lincolnshire ? They even tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 2,500,000 illegal immigrants
 wandering around our country! Maybe we should give each of them a cow?

THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 300 years, and we're not using it any more.. ....

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament is this: - you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal','Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of Lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment....... 


This should bring some response from the politically correct brigade!